Debut Introduction

Welcome to our new blog spot, SF AirForce, representing the elite air guitarists of the SF Bay Area. Check out all the videos, pictures, etc. Like I said, we are the Jedi masters of air guitar.

But more importantly, I can't think of a better way to debut the site than to drop in an honor bestowed upon me, just 3 days ago.


Profiles of Excellence in the Field of Magnificence
DateFriday, October 15, 2010 at 11:17PM

We present this plaque, via jpeg (go to www.usairguitar.com to see), to those who go above and beyond the call of doody.

Since its inception nearly 7 months ago, we have awarded the bimonthly Profile of Excellence in the Field of Magnificence a total of once. But now, US Air Guitar is doubling its commitment to honoring the country's finest professional air guitarists for demonstrating frank AND beans in BOTH on AND off seasons.

It is with great vengeance and furious anger that we lowly ranks and files bestow the 2010 tax extension deadline's Profile of Excellence in the Field of Magnificence upon TIGER CLAW (Dan LaFever).

In response to this heightiest of high honors, Tiger Claw responds, "The elite air guitar special forces from San Francisco, that seeks, and succeeds in, air guitar domination . . . the Bay Area [and it's surrounding areas, Seattle, Chicago, and the Atlantic Northeast] is home to the world's most dominant air guitarists. From World Champion Hot Lixx Hulahan, to legendary Bjorn Turoque (close enough), to multiple regional winners, Awesome, Cold Steel Renegade, Shred Nugent, and even Ricky StinckyFingers, who relocated to, and heads the NY field office (news to him). We are, the Jedi masters, of air guitar."

Exactly.

Here's another lil' some'a'sum from his greatest hits album, of which there are 233:

From the desk of Tiger Claw . . .

Craziest of all, in 2008 Tiger Claw suffered a stroke. His medical team promised a career in professional air guitar was out of the question. A few weeks later he was shredding in front of a sell out crowd at The Independent. Fevisms #244: In order to suffer a stroke, one must first believe that strokes exist.

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TIGER CLAW is my fuckin' Jesus.
October 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterShred Boy R D

Stroke of genius more like
October 16, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterZero Prospects

I have Tiger Claw's Baseball card......and his child inside me.
October 17, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterDirty Airy

I am deeply humbled, and honored...
Thanks everyone...